Feb 02 2010

Have you bought a Mark Henry book today?

Published by Dakota at 4:26 pm under Uncategorized

People–OMG–if you haven’t, you MUST.

No, I’m not kidding–you MUST.

Mark’s zombie series is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever read, and you all know it takes a lot to make me laugh, right?

When I first met Mark at RT we kinda clicked–okay, we really clicked, but I still wasn’t sure I’d like his book because well, again, it’s hard to make me laugh in my reading material. I may snicker–my lip might cock upward, but full on, ROFLMAO isn’t something I do often.

Mark, along with some very esteemed authors joined those ranks after I read happy Hour of the Damned. I almost wet myself, and it wasn’t because I’m incontinent. He’s so funny, bold, brash and, naughty, I was left gasping for breath. He’s like a of a fashion savvy Christopher Moore. Yes, he’s that funny.

Not just that–he’s a great guy, too. He’s as hilarious and snarky in person, but he’s also a smooshy, cuddly teddy bear of awesomeness. Anyone who’s met Mark can tell you that.

And Mark’s been on a campaign to save Amanda Feral–the heroine and lead snarkstress in his series. I’m like head cheerleader in the fight to save her (Mark said I could have pom-poms and a cute skirt) because I adore this series.

So today, his book Happy Hour of the Damned is being rereleased in mass market paperback, and my hope is that he’ll end up the superstar he should’ve been the first time he came out in trade.

So save a fashion forward, brain eating chick, would ya, and pick up a copy! If you like hardcore humor–Amanda’s the girl for you!

Go here to see what I’m talking about where Mark explains what’s going on with the series– http://www.markhenry.us/

Go here to buy this bad boy! http://www.amazon.com/Happy-Hour-Damned-Mark-Henry/dp/0758225237/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1265140727&sr=1-1

And if you leave me a comment here on my blog that says you checked the book out and bought it–I’ll throw you in a random drawing to win a mass market paperback of YOUR CHOICE. Yep, I will. Contest ends on Valentine’s Day 2/14/10 at 12 mid CST.

I’m not the only one who’s having a contest in honor of Amanda either–Stacia Kane, lovely, teeny-tiny, cute as a button, rock star writer is, too. Go here to win cool stuff. http://www.staciakane.net/blog/

Now hurry–get thee to a bookstore!

DC :)

46 Responses to �Have you bought a Mark Henry book today?�

  1. Beaon 02 Feb 2010 at 4:39 pm

    Cool contest Dakota!! I have Mark’s in Trade, now I’ll have to go and get them all again in MM. Can’t have my books not matching :)

  2. Elie Non 02 Feb 2010 at 4:44 pm

    Ok, I have been putting it off, I have never read a zombie book before, but I am going to get it. I have read several interviews with Mark and I know he is histerical!! Do you think he would interview with me?

    By the way, I just got Accidental Werewolf in the mail today (I am mad at Amazon too but they are quick). The cover is very cool. I like the embossing.

    I am going to try to review it before your interview next week. For sure by the end of the month so I can count it for LE’s mini challenge.

  3. Dakotaon 02 Feb 2010 at 4:47 pm

    Bea–you rulz da Readerlandia!

    Elle–you just have to do it. It’s seriously some of the best snark in the biz. Mark turned me onto zombies, and I didn’t think that could be done. Love him!

    DC :)

  4. Amandaon 02 Feb 2010 at 4:49 pm

    OK Ok I will pick it up tonight, want to watch me? :muah:

    A book with a chick named Amanda HAS to be good, right?

  5. Dakotaon 02 Feb 2010 at 4:53 pm

    You won’t regret it, Amanda w/the awesome name!

    Dakota :)

  6. Jokon 02 Feb 2010 at 5:01 pm

    Mark Henry’s work is hilarious! I put off reading his book (even though all my friends were telling me to bite the bullet and get on with it).

    I am squeamish when it comes to zombies. They scare me. Seriously.

    I was new to Bitten by Books. Mark Henry was the author in question. I loved the interview and decided I would be brave and introduce myself to Amanda Feral…finally. Lucky me, my comment won me two Amanda Feral books. The second book, and an arc of the third when it was ready. I then brought the first book for my Sony Ereader so I could start the series from the very beginning.

    Now, the paperbacks on my bookshelf look lonely without book number one. Well, they do today. But one day soon, a little box from amazon will bring me my order - Happy Hour of the Damned! Yeay. Save Amanda Feral. I can’t do mini skirts, I might allure a zombie looking for a big, tasty treat! But I’ll wave pom poms in the air and scream like a looney tune.

    Mark Henry’s Amanda books got me over my zombie fear… in books. I still can’t watch the likes of Resident Evil though. *shudder*

    Talking of funny books! I’m reading Kiss and Hell — girl you rock!

  7. Jackie Uon 02 Feb 2010 at 5:31 pm

    I’ll throw in another book! Any mass market. Winner’s choice!

  8. Donna Son 02 Feb 2010 at 5:31 pm

    Mark writes the best zombies ever. Amanda is such a great character. I have them both in trade pb. Everyone that hasnt read them yet needs to give them a shot now in mmpb form.

  9. Dakotaon 02 Feb 2010 at 5:36 pm

    Oh, Jackie–u rock!

    That’s TWO books, your choice, folks!

    DC :)

  10. Jeanne Steinon 02 Feb 2010 at 5:57 pm

    Hey Dakota (and Mark) I’m on my way to the Tattered Cover to pick up my copy this afternoon!!!

    XOXOXOXOO J.

  11. Jeanne Steinon 02 Feb 2010 at 6:04 pm

    AND…Accidentally Demonic, too– how could I forget to mention that?????

    :bigkiss: :bigkiss:

  12. Qwillon 02 Feb 2010 at 7:49 pm

    I am going to B&N tomorrow to pick up my MMPB copy of Happy Hour of the Damned. As a matter of fact I may buy all they have in stock. Yes! I love Amanda Feral that much. (ok, and Mark too). Will report back after my shopping trip tomorrow!

  13. Jackie Burrison 02 Feb 2010 at 8:13 pm

    :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
    Happy Hour Of The Damned is soon to be in mine own hands and since saw that maybe if people do not get busy and support Mark poor Amanda Feral may be no more have decided that books 2&3 shall soon join in on the party! (DH getting Bk 2 for Valentines for me, is that not so sweet)
    :bigkiss: :bigkiss: :bigkiss: :bigkiss: :bigkiss: :bigkiss: :bigkiss:
    Now when get the go ahead from Daddy Warbucks (my DH) have to get out and buy a set of Dakota Cassidy books don’t I?
    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
    Jackie B Central Texas

  14. Lisa Mon 02 Feb 2010 at 8:34 pm

    Hi Dakota, I ordered Mark’s book from University bookstore in Seattle today. I also ordered you new book as well from Borders :muah: because I love you, too. Please enter me in the contest! xoxo

  15. Tashaon 02 Feb 2010 at 8:54 pm

    Hey Dakota!
    I’ve been dying to read read this series, I’ve heard such good things about it. And I do love me some good comedy! Heh heh!
    Even though I know lots of books and work at a books store, I’m horrible with names. I kept forgetting Mark’s last name.. I knew it was a name with to first names that could go either way…but I was like..duh?
    I kept thinking of Mark Anthony.. I was like no..he’s a singer?
    MARK HENRY! MARK HENRY! MARK HENRY!
    Ok, I got it.
    I’ll order something this week at work for sure. You’ve made me do it and I’m glad. ;P

    Also,
    I’d like to be entered in the contest as well!

    P.S Looking forward to the new book!

    P.S.S :okfucktard: (Sorry I just seen that and was like. whaa?.. and realized ‘I bet no one uses this one ever..’ It’s not meant towards anyone though.. hehe! Temptation!!

  16. ~Linda~on 02 Feb 2010 at 8:58 pm

    :bigkiss: Dakota! I am going to get it tomorrow at Borders! Do we have to get from the Evil Amazon? Mark is soo funny. SAVE Amanda!

  17. Debi Murrayon 02 Feb 2010 at 10:36 pm

    OK…so today I stop on the way home from work, thinking I’d kill 2 birds with one stone (I am an efficient chickie, no?) and pick up not just my friend Dakota’s ACCIDENTLY DEMONIC, but also my other friend, Mark Henry’s Mass Market HAPPY HOUR release at Borders. THE EVIL FUCKTARDS did not have their shipment yet!!!!!! WTF? SO tomorrow, after work, I must stop at the other EVIL EMPIRE in town (B&N) and they better damn well have both those books or heads will roll in this city!

    I feel better now…

  18. Lisa Richardson 03 Feb 2010 at 1:22 am

    Read Mark’s comments at http://www.markhenry.us/ after seeing that he was going to be at BittenByBooks tomorrow and went to Amazon and ordered all three of his books. I had been waiting for the 3rd book to come out(preordered it) before I got the series. Well, today was the day. I love listening to his vlogs at BBB. He must be a hilarious guy to be around. I love paranormal books that make you laugh( yours definitely included too) and wanted to make sure that this series does not die an early death.

  19. Dakotaon 03 Feb 2010 at 1:48 am

    Seriously–you guys are awesome!

    Big hugs–tell all your friends, too–contest runs until the 14th!

    Love and sloppy kisses,
    DC :)

  20. Terriseson 03 Feb 2010 at 4:56 am

    Go forth and buy Mark’s book and Dakota’s too !!!

    By the way Dakota I fixed your links cause I love you and Mark and want to make life easier for EVERYONE !

    :bigkiss:

  21. Benitaon 03 Feb 2010 at 10:42 am

    OK, Dakota. I’m sold. I’m on my way to B&N this morning. I’ll be getting your new book. Thanks.

    bgcchs(at)yahoo(dot)com

  22. Jeanne Gon 03 Feb 2010 at 11:08 am

    I have ordered the two books in print and pre-ordered the third. Always looking for new and interesting authors. That is how I found you!. Love the new book. Picked it up at B&N yesterday and read it last nite (ignorning everthing else in the house sorry honey!)

  23. Pamkon 03 Feb 2010 at 12:21 pm

    I already had the book in my tbr pile so I sorted through that and dusted it off and I will start on it at lunch today. Darn work interferes with my reading. I’ll let you know what I think lol.

  24. Julie Swaneyon 03 Feb 2010 at 8:51 pm

    You have sold me. I am going to B&N tomorrow to get it.
    Going to get your new book also.

    Julie

  25. Elie Non 03 Feb 2010 at 9:03 pm

    Ok, I ordered not one but- TWO -copies of Happy Hour. I figured I would send one to my sis or save one for a giveaway on my blog. I can send you my receipt if you need it.

  26. Elie Non 03 Feb 2010 at 9:05 pm

    On Barnes and Noble, one book was 6.99 and 4.00 ship, 2 books qualified for free shipping. It was only a few dollars more.

    ok now I’m done.

  27. Violaon 03 Feb 2010 at 11:43 pm

    Ironically I went to the bookstore to get your new book and Mark’s and walked away with only Mark’s!! Your new book was already sold out at Border’s and they’re back ordered.
    THANKS!

  28. Angela Con 04 Feb 2010 at 1:31 am

    I have had Happy Hour of the Damned on my wish list FOREVER!! So now I am going to HAVE TO go and get it. So please, enter me in the contest! :thumbsup:

    Guess what came 2 day in the mail?? Yep Accidentally Demonic! Hooray!! Can’t wait to get started! :luvu:

  29. Danetteon 04 Feb 2010 at 4:21 am

    I love Mark’s zombies….Wendy scares the crap out of me, but I have to keep reading even after her gruesome eating. :evil2:

  30. Moonsanity (Brenda)on 04 Feb 2010 at 2:39 pm

    I just ordered Mark’s book from B&N, and of course had to add three other books to get free shipping. :muah:

    Do you want me to email you the receipt or order number or any of that kind of thing? Cause I can do that– I’m so internet savvy. BAHAHAHAHA

  31. dakota cassidyon 04 Feb 2010 at 2:45 pm

    Oh, you guys are awesome!

    Brenda?–nah, I trust you :)

    Viola–woo hoo!

    Elie N–you rock!

    DC :)

  32. Katieon 04 Feb 2010 at 5:43 pm

    I picked up a copy…at B&N #2319!

  33. Heather Con 04 Feb 2010 at 11:24 pm

    Well, I tried to buy Happy Hour at Borders, but they didn’t have it. So, I picked up Accidental Werewolf instead. I decided to start from the beginning of the series. I want to note Nicole’s madness did not influence me.

    However, I did get Happy Hour via Amazon tonight. So, 2 great books in one day. :)

  34. Spavon 05 Feb 2010 at 12:12 pm

    I ordered my copy from The Book Depository. It even had a 10% discount!

  35. dakota cassidyon 05 Feb 2010 at 1:41 pm

    Yeah, Spav!

    DC :)

  36. Maria V.on 06 Feb 2010 at 12:42 am

    I picked up mine today (along with a couple of other books) at Borders. I had a coupon. Yes, I am that coupon lady you run into in every damn store.

    I am really looking forward to reading this. I love Zombies and all things scary or gory. Foul language is a major plus too! xD

  37. Amanda Leighon 06 Feb 2010 at 4:56 pm

    I just ordered two copies of Happy Hour of the Damned from Borders today. One for me, and one to give away in my zombie valentine contest woohoo!

  38. doctorkkdon 07 Feb 2010 at 10:00 pm

    Okay, so my mid-life crisis is in full swing now. Your accidental series was just what I needed to get away from reality for a while–I just got Accidently Demonic. I can’t wait to read it.

    Anyway, for the past month or so, I have started listening to country music as well–also, I believe, a manifestation of the mid-life crisis–my children have become concerned. Distractions are what keep me going. It seems from the above kudos that once I am done with AD, a Mark Henry book would be in order so I just picked it up from Amazon. I am trusting you. My frame of mind is quite delicate…be gentle now…
    KKD

  39. dakota cassidyon 07 Feb 2010 at 10:18 pm

    You’re a doctor and you read my book? MINE? OMG–I’m like a case study in crazy, right? LOLLOL

    Thank you, thank you–I hope you enjoy! And Mark’s book is awesomely fabulous. He’s funny, snarky, and a totally naughty riot.

    Long live Amanda!

    Dakota :)

  40. Debbyon 08 Feb 2010 at 10:13 pm

    I have not read any of these but I have some $ left on my gc. I am off to get one.

  41. GladysMPon 09 Feb 2010 at 2:18 am

    You make Mark sound so reMARKable, that I’m going to have to look into this. I do love to laugh.

  42. dakota cassidyon 09 Feb 2010 at 4:29 pm

    GladysMP–awesome! I am MARKedly impressed!

    DC :)

  43. loreneton 13 Feb 2010 at 12:25 am

    OK, I’ll bite. I ordered it for my Kindle. That one-click crack is hard on the credit card :bg:

  44. BethTXon 14 Feb 2010 at 10:37 pm

    Ok, Just ordered it on Amazon. My friends and I love your series and pass around all your books!

  45. dakota cassidyon 15 Feb 2010 at 2:38 pm

    Beth–thank you!

    Dakota :)

  46. catalinaon 17 Feb 2010 at 5:14 am

    i am scared to check it out i never read a guys take on stuff like that lol but i will get it i trust u guys

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